NYCastings - DirectSubmit » funny

DROP DEAD JULIET – Teen Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 18:11:39 +0000

DROP DEAD JULIET – Mercutio talks about Queen Mab. Comedic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min. Mercutio: That queen Mab came me by. She is the fairies’ midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate stone. In the international Pancake House we sat but it wasn’t th’Pancake House, you know what dreams […]

The post DROP DEAD JULIET – Teen Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

DROP DEAD JULIET – Teen Female – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 18:09:12 +0000

DROP DEAD JULIET – Juliet confronts the audience about a better story than “Romeo and Juliet.” Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Juliet: Did I say Quit? Did anyone say quit? I’m not quitting. I just want a better story. More love. Less death. I’m sure we can figure out a better story if […]

The post DROP DEAD JULIET – Teen Female – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

BYE BYE BIRDIE JR – Teen Female – Dramedy

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 17:58:36 +0000

BYE BYE BIRDIE JR – Mama (Mrs. Peterson) tells her son about riding the subway. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. MAMA aka Mrs Peterson: (Albert’s Mother, speaking to him) Don’t worry about me, sonny…. I’m just a little faint from take the subway… (he asks why she didn’t take a taxi) Taxi! What […]

The post BYE BYE BIRDIE JR – Teen Female – Dramedy appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

SINGING IN THE RAIN JR – Teen Female – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 15:57:26 +0000

SINGING IN THE RAIN JR – Kathy mistakes movie star Don Lockwood for a criminal. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Kathy: Leave me alone. You’re a criminal. I’ve seen that face someplace. You’re a famous gangster. I’ve seen your pictures in the papers — or in the post office, with a lot of […]

The post SINGING IN THE RAIN JR – Teen Female – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

SHREK JR – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 15:54:12 +0000

SHREK JR – Lord Farquaad tortures information out of Gingy. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. FARQUAAD: Listen cookie, you still haven’t told me where the princess is. Oh, she’s in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot lava. Well that sounds dangerous. She’s in the highest room in the tallest tower, you say? The Princess […]

The post SHREK JR – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

SHREK JR – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 15:49:32 +0000

SHREK JR – Shrek’s opening monologue. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. Shrek: Once upon a time there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. It was a pretty nasty place, but he was happy because ogres like nasty. On his 7th birthday the […]

The post SHREK JR – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

MADAGASCAR JR – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 16:58:14 +0000

MADAGASCAR JR – King Julien welcomes the animals and bullies Mort. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min. King Julien: Welcome, you cavalcade of weirdos! Please feel free to bask in my glow. We thank you for saving the insignificant life of Mort. Don’t be rude, Mort, what do you say (pause) Oh, be quiet, […]

The post MADAGASCAR JR – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

MADAGASCAR JR – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 16:55:53 +0000

MADAGASCAR JR – Melman whines about being transferred. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. Melman: Oh, no. No, no. I can’t be transferred. I have a dermatology appointment with Dr. Goldberg at two, acupuncture with Dr. Wu at the three and ear, nose and throat with Dr. Patel from four on. Uhh, these waves […]

The post MADAGASCAR JR – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

LION KING JR – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 16:49:41 +0000

LION KING JR – Timon welcomes Simba. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min. TIMON: Welcome to our humble abode! Listen kid, if you’re gonna live with us, you gotta eat like us. I’m tellin’ ya, kid – this is the great life. No rules, no responsibilities… And best of all, no worries! One for […]

The post LION KING JR – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

JUNIE B. JONES JR – Kid Female – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 16:35:54 +0000

JUNIE B. JONES JR – Junie B writes a journal entry. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. >1 Min. JUNIE B: Dear First Grade journal. Yay! Yay! Hooray! Today is the last week before winter break! Winter break is the school word for I gotta get out of this place, I tell you. ‘Cause blabbermouth May […]

The post JUNIE B. JONES JR – Kid Female – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

ELF JR. – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 17:30:13 +0000

ELF JR. – Buddy sings for all to hear. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. BUDDY THE ELF: I just like smiling. Smiling is my favorite! Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas Carol, don’t you know the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear?! It’s fun! […]

The post ELF JR. – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

ELF JR. – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 17:26:40 +0000

ELF JR. – Santa explains Buddy’s story. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. SANTA: Once upon a time there was this young woman, Susan Welles, she had a baby, but she passed away soon after he was born. That baby was put in an orphanage, and one Christmas night he crawled into my toy […]

The post ELF JR. – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 16:52:18 +0000

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR – Gaston once again tries to impress Belle. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. GASTON: (To Belle, Handing her flowers) For you…Mademoiselle. I know I shouldn’t have, so don’t mention it. Belle, this is the day your dreams come true! Picture this. A rustic hunting lodge. My little wife massaging […]

The post BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

“Frozen Jr.” – Kid Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 17:24:34 +0000

“I like warm hugs” from the musical “Frozen Jr.” Olaf meets Sven. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min. OLAF: Okay. Let’s start this thing over. Hi everyone, I’m Olaf, and I like warm hugs. And who’s the funky-looking donkey? Ah-huh. And who’s the reindeer? Oh good. They’re both Sven. Makes it easier for me. And […]

The post “Frozen Jr.” – Kid Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

“Aristocats” – Kid Female – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 17:04:51 +0000

“You must not fight” from the film “Aristocats.” The Duchess teaches the kittens how to act. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. >1 Min. Written by: Larry Clemmons, Frank Thompson, Ralph Wright, et. al. DUCHESS: Now kittens, you must not fight. Toulouse! Aristocats do not fight. Aristocats behave like ladies and gentlemen. Now it’s time for your […]

The post “Aristocats” – Kid Female – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

“Happy Gilmore” – Teen/Young Adult Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 17:40:32 +0000

“My Name is Happy Gilmore” From the film “Happy Gilmore.” Happy Gilmore’s opening monologue. Comedic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Male. 3 Min. a by: Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler Happy: My name is Happy Gilmore. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey… wasn’t the greatest skater though. But that didn’t stop my dad […]

The post “Happy Gilmore” – Teen/Young Adult Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

“Aladdin” – Kid/Teen Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 17:32:49 +0000

“Nice to be back” From the Animated Film “Aladdin.” The Genie pops out of its lamp. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Male. 2 Min. Written by: Roger Allers, Ron Clements, Ted Elliot, et. al. Genie: Aaaaahhhhh! OY! Ten-thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! (pretends […]

The post “Aladdin” – Kid/Teen Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

FULL HOUSE – Adult Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Thu, 09 Apr 2020 21:34:07 +0000

“But do you have the common courtesy to call me and tell me that you will be twenty-five minutes late?” from the TV Show “Full House”. Uncle Jesse is fed up with being a housewife. 3-4 Min. JESSE: Give me a break… Don’t “huh” me! You waltz in here twenty-five minutes late and expect sympathy? Huh! I have CLEANED […]

The post FULL HOUSE – Adult Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

“Mean Girls” – Teen Female – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Wed, 08 Apr 2020 16:39:26 +0000

“I’m such a good friend” From the Film “Mean Girls.” Gretchen finally snaps and tells the truth about Regina. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. Written by: Tina Fey GRETCHEN: I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is. You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? She told me two […]

The post “Mean Girls” – Teen Female – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – Teen/Young Adult Male – Comedic

DirectSubmit Monologue Database — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 15:07:33 +0000

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – Mac confronts Charlie about his office conspiracy theories involving Pepe Silvia. Comedic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min. CHARLIE: Now that right there is the mail. Let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you […]

The post IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – Teen/Young Adult Male – Comedic appeared first on NYCastings - DirectSubmit.