BYE BYE BIRDIE JR – Mama (Mrs. Peterson) tells her son about riding the subway. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min.
MAMA aka Mrs Peterson: (Albert’s Mother, speaking to him) Don’t worry about me, sonny…. I’m just a little faint from take the subway… (he asks why she didn’t take a taxi) Taxi! What do I need with taxis?…. I’ll leave the taxis for my successful son. A mother can ride crowded in a dirty subway full of people who wouldn’t give you a seat if your life depended on it – but what’s the difference’ nowadays a mother is lower than dirt, anyway! Here’s the money I saved from not taking the taxi; buy some candy with it!