Dramedy

“There’s a box of Twinkies down at that Mini-Mart” from the film, “Zombieland”. A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters trying to get ...

“You know how those places creep me out” from the film “Silver Linings Playbook” After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more ...

WILD HONEY – Anna Petrovna confronts her husband about his deceit. 1-2 min. ANNA PETROVNA – How can you say that? How can you lie to me, on such a night as this, beneath such a sky? Tell your lies in ...

BYE BYE BIRDIE JR – Mama (Mrs. Peterson) tells her son about riding the subway. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. MAMA aka Mrs Peterson: (Albert’s Mother, speaking to him) Don’t worry about me, sonny…. I’m just a little ...

SPIKE HEELS – Georgie tells off Lydia. 1-2 min.  GEORGIE – I understand you all right. This part, I think I got down solid. But what I don’t have, you know- what I want to know is- if you’re so fucking ...

“Looks like some kind of conspiracy to me!” from the film “About Schmidt” Warren Schmidt has arrived at several of life’s crossroads all at the same time. To begin with, he is retiring from a lifetime of service as an actuary ...

“Four days ago…” from the film “Elizabethtown”  During an outrageous memorial for a Southern patriarch, an unexpected romance blooms between a young woman and man. Ideal for Young Adult Males ranging from 20s-30s. 1 Min. Written By: Cameron Crowe DREW: ...

“I pretended to be asleep from the film “Hall Pass.” Maggie explains why she’s giving her husband a hall pass. 1-2 min. MAGGIE: Remember last week when we went to Lucy’s award thing? That night when we got home, Rick and ...

“Cause the only thing you give a shit about is yourself… and your medals,” from the film “Baywatch”. Mitch tells Brody he is out of the team. Comedic monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min.  MITCH: I watched you win ...

THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY – Dorian Gray expresses his love for an actress. Dramatic/Comedic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Male. 3-4 Min. DORIAN: “This play was good enough for us, Harry. It was ’Romeo and Juliet.’ I must admit I was ...

“I’m not even a teacher” From the Film “School of Rock.” Dewey apologizes to the school for pretending to be a teacher. Dramedy monologue for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min.  Written by: Mike White DEWEY: I’m not Melvin Schneebly. I’m ...

FUN HOME – Alison reacts to her father’s response to her coming-out letter. Dramatic/Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1-2 Min. MEDIUM ALISON: (reading) “Dear Al, big week at Fun Home. Couple of kids from Lock Haven wrapped their car ...

ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL – Helena laments about Bertram leaving for France. Dramatic/Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1-2 Min. HELENA O, were that all! I think not on my father; And these great tears grace his remembrance more Than ...

“It’s great to meet you, really.” from the film “500 DAYS OF SUMMER” Tom tries to explain to Alison why he’s not ready to date her. Dramatic Monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min.  Written by: Scott Neustadter and ...

“Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a bitch. from the movie “The Fault in Our Stars.” Isaac gives the still alive Gus his eulogy. Ideal for Males in their Late Teens. 1-2 Mins. Written by: Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber ...

“What? Why would they laugh at you?” from the movie “School of Rock.” Dewey consoles Lori after she’s made fun of. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s and 30s. 1-2 Mins.  Written By: Mike White Dewey: What? Why would they ...