“Cause the only thing you give a shit about is yourself… and your medals,” from the film “Baywatch”. Mitch tells Brody he is out of the team. Comedic monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min.
MITCH: I watched you win two gold medals. You were amazing when it was just you. When it came to the relay, being part of your team, your Olympic team, your family, you blew it. Because you’re selfish. Baywatch is our team. Baywatch is our family. These are the keys to our house. But you’ve proven to me that you don’t want to be part of this family. So you’re done. Cause the only thing you give a shit about is yourself… and your medals.