Adult Male Monologues

Monologues best suited for Adult Males.

“Prune attack! Prune Attack!” from the film ” Hard Candy” A mature 14-year old girl meets a charming 32-year old photographer on the Internet. Suspecting that he is a pedophile, ...

“You know how those places creep me out” from the film “Silver Linings Playbook” After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents ...

“Mrs. Christian… please, will you sit down a moment?” from the film  ” Eight Millimeter” A private investigator is hired to discover if a “snuff film” is authentic or not. Ideal for ...

“Do I look like I’d do well in prison?” from the film “Gone Girl” Tommy tells Nick about his time with Amy and when she accused him of rape. Ideal for ...

“All this time you’ve been deceiving me.” from the film “Captain Fantastic” Ben is mad that his son, Bodevan, has gone behind his back and applied for college. Ideal for Adult ...

“I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer.” from the film “Wet Hot American Summer” Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, it ...

“WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS?” from the film “12 Monkeys” Jeffrey tried to explain to the other patients what he’s gone through. Ideal for Young Adult Males in their late ...

SNAKEBIT – Jonathan reassures Michael that everything will be okay. 1-2 min. JONATHAN: I can’t believe you never told me you slept with my wife three months before I was married. ...

SOUND OF MUSIC – Captain Von Trapp meets Maria. Dramatic Monologue for Adult Male. 1 Min. CAPTAIN VON TRAPP: (to Maria, first meeting) I’m Captain von Trapp. You are Fraulein ...

“Looks like some kind of conspiracy to me!” from the film “About Schmidt” Warren Schmidt has arrived at several of life’s crossroads all at the same time. To begin with, he ...

“The bullet hasn’t moved.” from the film “Regarding Henry.”  When calculating attorney Henry Turner receives a bullet in the head during a robbery, he loses all memory and identity. When ...

“Four days ago…” from the film “Elizabethtown”  During an outrageous memorial for a Southern patriarch, an unexpected romance blooms between a young woman and man. Ideal for Young Adult Males ...

“I don’t think I can do this.” from the film “Up In the Air.” With a job traveling around the country firing people, Ryan Bingham enjoys his life living out of ...

“Shot him in the neck, didn’t you?” from the film “Three Kings.” Archie tries to tell the members of his team what it’s like to get shot. Ideal for Adult Males ...

“Chrissie and Rod are pretty obsessed with this rumor, aren’t they?” from the film “Never Let Me Go.” In this scene, Tommy comes up with a scheme to save their lives. ...

“You son of a bitch.” from the film “500 Days of Summer.”  Paul tries to get info out of Tom about his new girl. Ideal for Young Adult Males ranging from 20-30. ...

“As you know, l’m quite keen on comic books.” from the film “Kill Bill: Vol. 2.” Bill’s Superman Speech. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 36-50. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Quentin ...

“Our new brake pads are really cool.” from the film “Tommy Boy.” Tommy Boy’ tries to sell brake pads to an executive with a crazy speech. Ideal for Young Adult Males ...

“Say, fella, you neglected me and I feel very put out.” from the film “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.” Drunk Mr. Morrow is impressed by Mr. Deeds. Ideal for Adult Males ...

THE BOOK OF MORMON – Elder Price has finally had it with… well, everything! 1 min. ELDER PRICE: Well, well… If it isn’t the SUPER MORMON.  Spreading “the word”?! Making more – ...