Adult Male Monologues

Monologues best suited for Adult Males.

“The government of your country!” from the play, “Major Barbara” Undershaft and Stephen were discussing his potential inheritance of the cannon business. Stephen has stated he does not want to inherit, ...

“Think, Anya, your grandfather, your great-grandfather, and all your ancestors were serf-owners, they owned living souls;” Trofimov has a moment alone with Anya. Anya reveals that knowing him has made her ...

“I will work—work—work!” from the play, ” The Flutter of the Goldleaf” Philo stays in his workspace to keep his mind busy. Ideal for adult males ranging from 20-39. 1-2 Mins. Written ...

“But it was absolutely necessary that he should not know!” from the play, “A Doll’s House” Christine, an old friend, has come to see if Nora’s husband has any work at ...

“This field is endless.” from the play, “Local Story” Betsy’s hitch-hiking across country to find the boy she loves. Ideal for adult females ranging from 24-33. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Kristen ...

“I would like to call on the leniency of the jury.” from the play, “Fat Cat Killers” Steve’s kidnapping didn’t go so well. Ideal for adult males ranging form 30-39. 1-2 ...

“Wine! Wine! Wine!” from the play,”ubu” Ubu tells us of his true love who died. Ideal from adult males ranging from 35-44. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Adam Szymkowicz UBU: Wine! Wine! Wine! ...

“There you are again!” from the play, “The Bear” Luka, Mrs. Popov’s servant, asks his mistress to stop hiding herself away in mourning. She has spent the last year between her ...

“Then your mother lied on her death-bed” from the play, “Facing Death” Adele has just entered the room. Durand advises her with limited answers regarding his plans for burning down the ...

“Crime statistics.” from the play, “When is a Clock” A COP explains how difficult it is to find a missing person to GORDON, whose wife BRONWYN has disappeared. Ideal for Adult ...

  “I feel like such a fucking idiot.” from the play, “Mercy” Ian, misreading the situation has just kissed Orville. He has retreated to the condition and is making coffee. He ...

“Now just listen.” from the play, “The Bracelet” Harvey states he hasn’t had an affair with the governess, but just a fondness and caring toward her. Their guests leave and Harvey ...

“You may believe that, but nobody else does.” from the play, “The Tenor” Gerado states that Duhring has wasted his life. Duhring has been doing everything for his art. Gerardo reveals ...

“Incriminating? How can you ask that, Isabel?” from the play, ” Poor Harold!” Harold has disgraced his family by being named in a divorce case. He laments the letters that were ...

“My cat died last week” from the play, “Clown Bar” Dusty muses about his life as Twinkles and Happy are trying to decide whether or not to shoot each other. Ideal ...

“Like I just want to die…” from the play, “The Desire of Death.” Samuel is telling his friend through video chatting how much he wants to die. Ideal for adult males ...

“O Rage! O Despair!” from the play “The Cid”. In this monologue Don Diego despairs for the way Don Gomes humiliated him. Ideal for Adult Males that are in their 50s. ...

“Now that right there is the mail.” from the TV show “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Charlie works in the mail room of the building. Later in the episode, Mac goes ...

“Uh, what my associate is trying to say is that, uh..” from the movie, ” Tommyboy”. Tommy Boy and Richard are at a meeting with a potential buyer. Richard gives him ...

“There’s a box of Twinkies down at that Mini-Mart” from the film, “Zombieland”. A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the ...