Adult Male Monologues

Monologues best suited for Adult Males.

Ideal for adult males or females, 30 – 60 years. 1 Min.  Oh, bravo! Bravo to our politicians, the saviors of our great nation! How lucky are we to have ...

Why, hello, heartache. You’re an old, unwanted friend. I’ve known you, walked with you, wept with you. You’ve painted my world in shades of grey, cloaked my dreams in darkness. ...

“It’s funny…you know, we talk about ‘roots’ as if they’re a lifeline, anchoring us to our past. But sometimes, they’re chains, aren’t they? They can hold you down, keep you ...

“Discouraging? It’s immoral!” from the play, “Pictures” Joe vents his frustration regarding the art people are taught to admire and praise. Ideal for adult males ranging from 20-39. 1-2 Mins. Written ...

“I am pleased to inform you, sir, that your plans for my daughter seem to have gone a trifle awry.” From the play, “The Man Who Came to Dinner.” Mr. ...

“It is one of the most endearing and touching stories of our generation.” From the play, “The Man Who Came to Dinner.” by George Kaufman and Moss Heart. Sheridan Whiteside ...

“He just stood there, looking at me, with his doctor’s bag and syringe.” From the play, “Hearts Like Fists.” In this monologue, Nina wrestles with her attraction for Dr. X. ...

“Okay. So I guess this is it.” From the play ‘Rare Birds’. Evan rethinks his life after facing turmoil. Ideal for males, 15-18 – 1-2 Minutes. By: Adam Szymkowicz EVAN: ...

“Hi Jenny. Here’s a video just for you.” From the play ‘Rare Birds.’ Evan tries to summon the courage to talk to Jenny, the girl he has a massive crush ...

“Then one day, I got a phone call.” From the play “Good Morning, Good Night!” In this monologue Amir delivers a eulogy. Ideal for Adult Males, 20-50 – 1 Min. ...

“It started with promise, equal part hope and cynicism,” from “Good Morning, Good Night!” In this monologue Amir tells about his day in a play about an office and modern ...

“I’m looking for books on marriage,” from Kodachrome. Robert searches for a very specific type of book on marriage.  This monologue is ideal for Adult Males, 18-30 – 1-2 minutes. ...

“Thanks everyone for coming to celebrate J today,” from the play “The Parking Lot”. Terry delivers a eulogy in this play about a couple who decides their fate in a ...

“It’s like this, Keith” from the play, “The First and Last” Larry arrives surprising Keith with his confession of murder. Ideal for adult males ranging from 30-49. 1-2 Mins. Written By: ...

“The government of your country!” from the play, “Major Barbara” Undershaft and Stephen were discussing his potential inheritance of the cannon business. Stephen has stated he does not want to inherit, ...

“Think, Anya, your grandfather, your great-grandfather, and all your ancestors were serf-owners, they owned living souls;” Trofimov has a moment alone with Anya. Anya reveals that knowing him has made her ...

“I will work—work—work!” from the play, ” The Flutter of the Goldleaf” Philo stays in his workspace to keep his mind busy. Ideal for adult males ranging from 20-39. 1-2 Mins. Written ...

“This field is endless.” from the play, “Local Story” Betsy’s hitch-hiking across country to find the boy she loves. Ideal for adult females ranging from 24-33. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Kristen ...

“I would like to call on the leniency of the jury.” from the play, “Fat Cat Killers” Steve’s kidnapping didn’t go so well. Ideal for adult males ranging form 30-39. 1-2 ...

“Wine! Wine! Wine!” from the play,”ubu” Ubu tells us of his true love who died. Ideal from adult males ranging from 35-44. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Adam Szymkowicz UBU: Wine! Wine! Wine! ...