Ideal for adult males or females, 30 – 60 years. 1 Min.
Oh, bravo! Bravo to our politicians, the saviors of our great nation! How lucky are we to have such selfless individuals working tirelessly day and night… to ruin this country! Oh, the sacrifices they make, putting their personal interests aside for the greater good… of their bank accounts. And let’s not forget their incredible ability to listen to the people… who fill their pockets the most.
It’s truly inspiring. (Rolls eyes) They promise us change, and oh, how things have changed! The rich getting richer, the poor getting poorer, and the middle class disappearing altogether. Truly, a new era for America! And the unity, oh, the unity! Never before have we been so divided, so at each other’s throats, and it’s all thanks to them. So here’s to our politicians, the true architects of the new America.
May they continue to prosper while the rest of us pick up the pieces of their destruction.