“The Hangover” – Adult Male 20-35 – Comedic

“Blood Brothers” from the film “The Hangover.” Everybody gives a speech to congratulate the groom. This is Alan’s speech, at the end of which he takes out a knife and cuts his hand…. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 20-35. 1-2 Mins.

Written By: Jon Lucas and Scott Moore


“I’d like to—I’d like to say something….that I prepared…tonight..(Alan takes out a piece of paper and reads)…Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City. (He chuckles). You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were there two—so there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was–I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago….when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought: “Wait a second. Could it be? And now, I know for sure. I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.”…Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight…..(he grabs a knife and cuts his hand) I make a toast…hahahahaha…blood brothers!”

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