“Our new brake pads are really cool.” from the film “Tommy Boy.” Tommy Boy’ tries to sell brake pads to an executive with a crazy speech. Ideal for Young Adult Males in ranging 20-35. 1-2 Mins.
Written By: Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner
“Uh, what my associate is trying say is that, uh… Our new brake pads are really cool. You’re not even gonna believe it. Like, uhmm, let’s say you’re driving along the road with your family. (He picks up a model car from the desk) And you’re drivin’ along, la-de-da, woo woooo. Then, all of a sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEHHHHHH! Whoa, that was close…. Ha-ha. Now let’s see what happens when you’re drivin’ with the “other guy’s” brake pads. You’re drivin’ along, you’re drivin’ along, and then all of a sudden, the kids are yellin’ from the back seat: “I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!” “Not now, damn it!” Truck tire. EEEHHHHH! “I CAN’T STOP!” (He slams the model car into a lighter) HELP! There’s a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family’s screamin': (He sets the model car on fire) “Oh my God, we’re burnin’ alive!” “No! I can’t feel my legs!” Here comes the meat wagon. (He imitates siren sound) And the medic gets out and says: “Oh, my God!”. New guy’s in the corner puking his guts out. (He imitates puking sound) All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. Ha, ha. And to me, it doesn’t…”