Comedic

“Now that right there is the mail.” from the TV show “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Charlie works in the mail room of the building. Later in the episode, Mac goes to talk to Charlie in the mailroom and discovers Charlie ...

“Uh, what my associate is trying to say is that, uh..” from the movie, ” Tommyboy”. Tommy Boy and Richard are at a meeting with a potential buyer. Richard gives him the usual pitch and when the executive tells him to ...

“I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer.” from the film “Wet Hot American Summer” Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, it follows a group of counselors who are each trying to ...

“You take me out?” from the film “American Graffiti” After her longtime boyfriend Steve tells her he’s leaving town to go to college, Laurie tries to pretend she doesn’t care. Ideal for Teen Females. 1-2 Mins. Written By: George Lucas, Gloria Katz ...

“So, you’re saying I shouldn’t really have sex. I should just say I had sex with someone. A girl.” from the film “Easy A”. Brandon convinces Olive to fake having sex with him. 5-6 Min. Olive enters her bedroom with Brandon in ...

“You know — you’re not as vile as I thought you were.” From the film “10 Things I Hate About You”. Patrick takes care of a drunk Kat, and they learn more about each other. 5-6 Min.  Patrick marches Kat ...

“No way! He just called him a dick.” from the film “Fast Time at Ridgemont High.” Linda & Stacy chat about high school stuff, and Linda demonstrates how to give a blow job. Ideal for Teen Females early 20s. 1-2 Mins. ...

“No occupation” from the film “Adam’s Rib.” Amanda interrogates Doris about the shooting of her husband. Ideal for Adult Females in their 30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Ruth Gordon AMANDA and DORIS: Amanda – Occupation?   Doris – No occupation.   A ...

“Wow, you look great.” from the film “Kissing Jessica Stein.” Two women talk about trying out lesbianism. Ideal for Adult Females in their 20-30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Heather Juergensen  and Jennifer Westfeldt JESSICA an HELEN: H: Hi   J: Hi   ...

“Excuse me I was taking those.” from the TV show, “Ally McBeal.” Ally and a woman in the supermarket have a humorous argument about who deserves the Pringles. Ideal for Adult Females ranging from 25-30. 1-2 Mins. Written By: David E. Kelley ...

“Hey I’m sorry I didn’t show up.” from the film “Mystic Pizza.” Kat is late and Daisy is pissed. The sisters argue. Ideal for Adult Females in their 20s-30s. 1 Min. Written By: Amy Holden Jones KAT and DAISY: Kat: Hi ...

“Excuse me.” from the film “Stranger Than Fiction.” Penny, an assistant hired by Kay’s publisher, shows up just when Kay is trying to decide how to kill Harold in her book. She doesn’t want Penny’s help in any way, but Penny ...

“You look like a swordfish I caught once.” from the film “The Replacement.” McGinty goes to ask Shane if he will quarterback his team during the strike. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s-50s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Vince McKewin McGINTY and SHANE: Shane ...

“What are you doing?” from the film “Midnight Run.” Jonathan and Jack are eating at a diner. Jack wants Jonathan to shut up and Jonathan wants Jack to like him and let him go. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s-40s. ...

“Listen to that.” from the film ” Dr. Strangelove.” General Jack D. Ripper, the delusional commander of a US Air Force base, initiates a plan to attack the Soviet Union with nuclear weapons, even though there is no immediate threat. Ideal ...

“Come in, Mr. Juarez.” from the film “Being John Malcovich.” Craig gets a very strange interview from Lester. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 30-60. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Charlie Kaufman LESTER and CRAIG: INT. LESTER’S OFFICE – CONTINUOUS         Craig ...

DROP DEAD JULIET – Mercutio talks about Queen Mab. Comedic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min. Mercutio: That queen Mab came me by. She is the fairies’ midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate stone. In ...

DROP DEAD JULIET – Juliet confronts the audience about a better story than “Romeo and Juliet.” Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Juliet: Did I say Quit? Did anyone say quit? I’m not quitting. I just want a better ...

BYE BYE BIRDIE JR – Mama (Mrs. Peterson) tells her son about riding the subway. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. MAMA aka Mrs Peterson: (Albert’s Mother, speaking to him) Don’t worry about me, sonny…. I’m just a little ...

LAUNDRY AND BOURBON – Hattie talks on the phone with her children. 1-2 min. HATTIE: Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to. (Dialing.) Everything gonna turn out fine ...