Fast Times at Ridgemont High – Adult Females – Comedic

“No way! He just called him a dick.” from the film “Fast Time at Ridgemont High.” Linda & Stacy chat about high school stuff, and Linda demonstrates how to give a blow job. Ideal for Teen Females early 20s. 1-2 Mins.

Written By: Cameron Crowe.

STACY and LINDA:

LINDA

I hear some surfer pulled a knife

on Mr. Hand this morning.

 

STACY

No way! He just called him a dick.

 

LINDA

A dick. Oh God. People exaggerate so much at

this school.

 

STACY

Linda. That girl looks just like

Pat Benatar.

 

LINDA

I know.

 

They watch her pass.

 

LINDA (CONT’D)

Actually, there are three girls at

Ridgemont who have cultivated the

Pat Benatar look.

 

Janelle Zimbler

 

Marianne Zlotnick

 

LINDA (CONT’D)

None of them talk to each other.

 

STACY

Do you think guys find that

attractive?

 

LINDA

Oh, give me a break, Stacy. You’re

much prettier than them.

 

They sit and eat their lunches. Linda has her

perennial diet lunch of yogurt and raw vegetables.

 

STACY

Yeah but they look more

sophisticated. You’d probably think

they’d be better in bed.

 

LINDA

What do you mean ‘better in bed.’

You either do it or you don’t.

 

STACY

No there are variables that, like,

I might not be good at.

 

LINDA

What variables?

 

STACY

(shyly)

Like, you know, giving blow jobs.

 

LINDA

What’s the big deal?

 

STACY

Well I never did it.

 

LINDA

You’ve never given a blow job!? Stace,

There’s nothing to it it’s so easy

 

She takes out a carrot stick and eases it down her

throat. Stacv tries one but chokes.

 

LINDA (CONT’D)

You just have to practice a little

first.

(feels her throat)

Relax these muscles. Don’t bite.

 

Try it again.  Just slowly in and out.

 

The girls try sliding the carrot sticks down their

throats without gagging.

 

ANGLE ON A BOY

 

at the next table; sees them and points them out to

his companions.

 

STACY

What happens… don’t laugh at me,

but when a guy has an orgasm… you

know, like, how much comes out.

 

Stacy stops practicing and looks horrified. Linda

laughs.

 

LINDA

A quart or so. No I’m Just kidding. Just practice.

 

 

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