“Uh, what my associate is trying to say is that, uh..” from the movie, ” Tommyboy”. Tommy Boy and Richard are at a meeting with a potential buyer. Richard gives him the usual pitch and when the executive tells him to make it simpler, Tommy Boy steps him, giving this manic sales pitch using models cars and a lighter…. Ideal for adult males in their 20s-30s. 1-2 Mins.
Written By: Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner
“Uh, what my associate is trying say is that, uh… Our new brake pads are really cool. You’re not even gonna believe it. Like, uhmm, let’s say you’re driving along the road with your family. (He picks up a model car from the desk) And you’re drivin’ along, la-de-da, woo woooo. Then, all of a sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEHHHHHH! Whoa, that was close…. Ha-ha. Now let’s see what happens when you’re drivin’ with the “other guy’s” brake pads. You’re drivin’ along, you’re drivin’ along, and then all of a sudden, the kids are yellin’ from the back seat: “I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!” “Not now, damn it!” Truck tire. EEEHHHHH! “I CAN’T STOP!” (He slams the model car into a lighter) HELP! There’s a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family’s screamin': (He sets the model car on fire) “Oh my God, we’re burnin’ alive!” “No! I can’t feel my legs!” Here comes the meat wagon. (He imitates siren sound) And the medic gets out and says: “Oh, my God!”. New guy’s in the corner puking his guts out. (He imitates puking sound) All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. Ha, ha. And to me, it doesn’t…”