“Hey I’m sorry I didn’t show up.” from the film “Mystic Pizza.” Kat is late and Daisy is pissed. The sisters argue. Ideal for Adult Females in their 20s-30s. 1 Min.
Written By: Amy Holden Jones
KAT and DAISY:
Kat: Hi Dais’. Hey I’m sorry I didn’t show up. I said I’m sorry. Why are you being such a bitch about it?
Daisy: Right. I’m a bitch and you’re an angel, no matter what happens. It should have been stamped on our birth certificates.
K: What the hell is the big deal? You unload shifts on me all the time.
D: Well you knew I was supposed to meet Charlie’s parents tonight.
K: Dais’ I’m sorry. I forgot.
D: Tim needed you, right? Just what the hell do you two do together, anyway? That’s what I’d like to know.
K: Well if I told you it would sound stupid.
D: It would sound pathetic. Daddy boffing the babysitter is a really old story. It happens all the time.
K: We talk, we read, we listen to Mozart sometimes.
D: You really believe this thirty year old guy is gonna leave his wife and live happily ever after with you? You’re living in a fucking romance novel Kat.
K: Oh yeah, “boffing, fucking, screwing.” The great Daisy, nobody’s fool. Why don’t you start taking cash for your services? It would be more honest.
D: Wipe your conscience