“I used to be one of them” From the Film “Miss Congeniality.” Gracie confesses she used to think beauty pageants were anti-feminist. Comedic monologue for Adult Female Actresses. 1-2 Min.
Written by: Marc Lawrence, Katie Ford, and Caryn Lucas
GRACIE HART: Well, I would say that I used to be one of them. And then I came here and I realized that, these women are smart, terrific people who are just trying to make a difference in the world. And we’ve become really good friends. I mean, I know that we secretly wish the other one to trip and fall on her face, but oh, wait a minute, I’ve already done that! And for me, this experience has been one of the most, rewarding and liberating experiences of my life.
And if anyone, anyone, tries to hurt one of my new friends, I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much, that they’d wish they were never born. And if they ran, I would hunt them down. Thank you Kathy.