Adult Male

“Like I just want to die…” from the play, “The Desire of Death.” Samuel is telling his friend through video chatting how much he wants to die. Ideal for adult males ranging from 20-35. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Chance Perez SAMUEL: ...

“O Rage! O Despair!” from the play “The Cid”. In this monologue Don Diego despairs for the way Don Gomes humiliated him. Ideal for Adult Males that are in their 50s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Pierre Corneille DON DIEGO: O rage! ...

“Now that right there is the mail.” from the TV show “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Charlie works in the mail room of the building. Later in the episode, Mac goes to talk to Charlie in the mailroom and discovers Charlie ...

“A dead plaintiff is rarely worth as much as a living, severely maimed plaintiff.” from the movie “A Civil Action.” A lawyer talks about the chances of a case to a possible client. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s-50s. 1-2 ...

“Prune attack! Prune Attack!” from the film ” Hard Candy” A mature 14-year old girl meets a charming 32-year old photographer on the Internet. Suspecting that he is a pedophile, she goes to his home in an attempt to expose ...

“You know how those places creep me out” from the film “Silver Linings Playbook” After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more ...

“Mrs. Christian… please, will you sit down a moment?” from the film  ” Eight Millimeter” A private investigator is hired to discover if a “snuff film” is authentic or not. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 30s-50s. 1 Min. Written By: Andrew ...

“Do I look like I’d do well in prison?” from the film “Gone Girl” Tommy tells Nick about his time with Amy and when she accused him of rape. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s-40s. 2-3 Mins. Written By: Gillian ...

“All this time you’ve been deceiving me.” from the film “Captain Fantastic” Ben is mad that his son, Bodevan, has gone behind his back and applied for college. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 40s-50s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Matt Ross ...

“I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer.” from the film “Wet Hot American Summer” Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, it follows a group of counselors who are each trying to ...

SNAKEBIT – Jonathan reassures Michael that everything will be okay. 1-2 min. JONATHAN: I can’t believe you never told me you slept with my wife three months before I was married. Don’t say anything. I don’t want you to say anything. ...

SOUND OF MUSIC – Captain Von Trapp meets Maria. Dramatic Monologue for Adult Male. 1 Min. CAPTAIN VON TRAPP: (to Maria, first meeting) I’m Captain von Trapp. You are Fraulein Maria? Now, Fraulein, as to your duties here. You will ...

“How long did you wait? I mean — did you wait long?” from the film “An Affair To Remember”. When Nickie begins to interrogate Terry in an attempt to discover why she didn’t meet him at the top of the Empire State ...

“Looks like some kind of conspiracy to me!” from the film “About Schmidt” Warren Schmidt has arrived at several of life’s crossroads all at the same time. To begin with, he is retiring from a lifetime of service as an actuary ...

“The bullet hasn’t moved.” from the film “Regarding Henry.”  When calculating attorney Henry Turner receives a bullet in the head during a robbery, he loses all memory and identity. When he recovers, he is child-like, if not simple-minded, but he ...

“I don’t think I can do this.” from the film “Up In the Air.” With a job traveling around the country firing people, Ryan Bingham enjoys his life living out of a suitcase, but finds that lifestyle threatened by the presence ...

“Shot him in the neck, didn’t you?” from the film “Three Kings.” Archie tries to tell the members of his team what it’s like to get shot. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 30-50. 1 Min. Written By: John Ridley ARCHIE ...

“As you know, l’m quite keen on comic books.” from the film “Kill Bill: Vol. 2.” Bill’s Superman Speech. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 36-50. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Quentin Tarantino BILL: “As you know, l’m quite keen on comic ...

“Say, fella, you neglected me and I feel very put out.” from the film “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.” Drunk Mr. Morrow is impressed by Mr. Deeds. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 36 – 50. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Robert ...

“Can of Vegetables” from the film “Wet Hot American Summer.” Gene introduces the camp to a new friend. 1-2 minutes. GENE: I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer. Cooking for all you nice people has really helped me ...