CHARLOTTE’S WEB – Fern names the pig she rescued. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. 1 Min.
FERN: My very own pig! Now I have to name you. A perfect name for a perfect pig. Fred. That’s a good name…but not for you. Clarence…no, you don’t look like a Clarence…. Maximillion. Because you’re worth a million to me. Maybe I’m trying too hard. Let’s see…Barney, Herman, Lawrence, Newton, Morrisa, Warren, Willie, Wilbur, William…Wait a minute. Wilbur! What a beautiful name.