“30 Minutes or Less” – Male 20s or 30s – Comedic


“I remember the summer after my mother passed away from the movie “30 Mins or less.”Nick is a pizza deliverer who lives a fairly ordinary, boring life — until he crosses paths with two aspiring criminal masterminds, who kidnap him, strap a bomb to his chest and force him to rob a bank for them. Nick doesn’t get much time to pull off the difficult task, so he enlists the aid of Chet, his estranged pal. As time ticks away, Nick and Chet face many obstacles, not the least of which is their volatile relationship. Ideal for Males in their 20s or 30s. 1-2 Mins.

Written By: Michael Diliberti and Matthew Sullivan


I remember the summer after my mother passed was the first year they had the Monopoly game at McDonald’s. I musta come here three times a day trying to collect all the game pieces. Packed on 20 pounds, got acne from all the grease. The Major said I was the fattest, ugliest 13-year-old he ever laid eyes on. But I didn’t care, I just wanted to win the money and get the fuck out of there. So, one night, I followed this skinny register kid home, jumped him. I kept whaling on him, asking him where they were hiding the Park Place piece. The million dollar prize. But he didn’t know shit. A year later, The Major won the lotto. I asked him for a Sega Genesis. He bought me one of those paddles with the ball attached.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve gone through some dark times since then. Depression. Addiction to a variety of shit, which I won’t go into. I know you must think that’s pretty silly, especially since you manage to get through the day and you don’t got shit going on as compared to me. But that’s just the way it is. That’s life.

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