FULL HOUSE – Adult Male – Comedic

“But do you have the common courtesy to call me and tell me that you will be twenty-five minutes late?” from the TV Show “Full House”. Uncle Jesse is fed up with being a housewife. 3-4 Min.

JESSE: Give me a break… Don’t “huh” me! You waltz in here twenty-five minutes late and expect sympathy? Huh!

I have CLEANED the house, and washed all of YOUR clothes, and ran a daycare center for socially deviant munchkins, and missed Oprah! Ran this one to a ballet lesson, this one to the dentist no cavities thank you very much! Do you realize that I have slaved over a hot stove so you could have a hot meal when you come home HAH HMM HMM HMM!

Sorry! HAH! Sorry! Sorry does not change the fact that my chicken tetrazzini is ruined! RUINED! It’s all dried out! But do you have the common courtesy to call me and tell me that you will be twenty-five minutes late? NO! Well, I am not an animal… Oh my God, what’s happening to me?

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