THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE JR – Millie explains her plan for future wealth. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min.
Millie: Hey, I’m broke, not poor. There’s a big difference. Poor sounds permanent, broke can be fixed. I have a plan so far ahead of its time it’s almost too bold, too daring, too new woman! I’m going to marry my boss. I don’t know when. As a matter of fact, I haven’t got one yet. Love has nothing to do with it! Don’t you read Vogue? This month’s issue clearly states that modern marriage is a business arrangement. Love comes later, occasionally with the man you’re actually married to.