Good Morning, Good Night – Adult Female – Comedy

“How do you think you would fit into our office?” From the play, “Good Morning, Good Night.” In this monologue Anna conducts an interview. Ideal for adult females, 20-50 – 1-2 Minutes.

By: Adam Szymkowicz

How do you think you would fit into our office? What are your strengths and weaknesses? Tell me about a time you had a challenge at
your previous jobs and how you handled it. How well do you function in a fast paced environment? Why are you right for this position? Why do you want this job?

What will your previous bosses tell me about you when I call them? Do you think the interview process is a useful way to choose someone? Do you get lonely at night? If I hire you, will you have to go out and buy a lot of shirts and pants and ties and socks so you can work here? What is right about you? What are your hobbies?

What is the thing you are afraid I will find out about you? Are you a good person? Will I have to fire you someday? I really don’t like to
fire people. I would hate to hire you just to have to fire you two weeks or three weeks or five years down the road. How are you getting
on in your life?

Is this the right choice for you? Are you political? Are you religious? Do you like and dislike the same things I do? Can we talk about our favorite TV shows and our desire to ride unicycles? Will I ever find love? Will I ever find God? Will my life ever feel less meaningless? What is seventeen times five?

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