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“It’s a good non-specific symptom” from the film “FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF” – Ferris Bueller’s intro monologue. Comedic Monologue For Teen Male Actor. 1-2 Min. Written by: John Hughes Ferris Bueller: “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy ...

“We could certainly party with the Haitians” from the film “Clueless” – Cher explains her take on immigration. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. CHER: “So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some ...

“She has a boyfriend and you’re weird” from the film “Freaky Friday” – Anna Coleman flips out on Mr Bates. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. Written by Heather Hatch & Leslie Dixon ANNA COLEMAN: “Mr. Bates, may I ...

“I’ve been robbed!” from the film “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” – Sally is mad at Linus because she wasted Halloween by waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Comedic Monologue For Female Kid Actor. 1 Min. Written by Charles Schultz SALLY BROWN: I ...

YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN – Lucy explains Charlie Brown’s face to Linus. Comedic Monologue For Female Kid Actor. 1 Min. Lucy: Now Linus, I want you to take a good look at Charlie Brown’s face. Would you please hold ...

YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN – Schroeder finally tells Lucy what he thinks of her. Comedic Monologue For Male Kid Actor. 1 Min. Schroeder: I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true. You’re a very ...

MATILDA THE MUSICAL – Bruce tells the story of the time he stole a chocolate cake. Comedic Monologue For Male Kid Actor. 2-3 Min. BRUCE: Okay, look, alright, I stole the cake. And honestly I was really, definitely, sort of almost ...