“The Shape of Water” – Adult Male 50s and 60s – Dramatic

“Have you ever seen a real key lime pie? From the film ” The Shape of Water.” Giles finally makes a stand. Ideal for Adult Males in their 50s and 60s. 1-2 Mins.

Written By: Guillermo Del Toro and Vanessa Taylor


No. Keep it. It’s perfect for you. (beat) I- I never understood why they are so damn happy anyway. So happy about a- slab of animal… protein- in- in that shade of green- that should come with a warning label. (beat) But I guess they smile because that is their future- Your future. Just like your pies- These horrible pies. Turning around in their nice, shiny glass towers- But tasting like ashes in my mouth.

Have you ever seen a real key lime pie? It’s not green. It’s actually beautiful. Who makes these pies?! Who makes them?? What are they- really? Shit. Bright, fake-colored shit. Made by no one. Eaten by no one… You don’t even know where they come from… Do you? You don’t even know that…

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