Adult Male Monologues

Monologues best suited for Adult Males.

“There you are again!” from the play, “The Bear” Luka, Mrs. Popov’s servant, asks his mistress to stop hiding herself away in mourning. She has spent the last year between her ...

“Then your mother lied on her death-bed” from the play, “Facing Death” Adele has just entered the room. Durand advises her with limited answers regarding his plans for burning down the ...

“Crime statistics.” from the play, “When is a Clock” A COP explains how difficult it is to find a missing person to GORDON, whose wife BRONWYN has disappeared. Ideal for Adult ...

  “I feel like such a fucking idiot.” from the play, “Mercy” Ian, misreading the situation has just kissed Orville. He has retreated to the condition and is making coffee. He ...

“Now just listen.” from the play, “The Bracelet” Harvey states he hasn’t had an affair with the governess, but just a fondness and caring toward her. Their guests leave and Harvey ...

“You may believe that, but nobody else does.” from the play, “The Tenor” Gerado states that Duhring has wasted his life. Duhring has been doing everything for his art. Gerardo reveals ...

“Incriminating? How can you ask that, Isabel?” from the play, ” Poor Harold!” Harold has disgraced his family by being named in a divorce case. He laments the letters that were ...

“My cat died last week” from the play, “Clown Bar” Dusty muses about his life as Twinkles and Happy are trying to decide whether or not to shoot each other. Ideal ...

“Like I just want to die…” from the play, “The Desire of Death.” Samuel is telling his friend through video chatting how much he wants to die. Ideal for adult males ...

“O Rage! O Despair!” from the play “The Cid”. In this monologue Don Diego despairs for the way Don Gomes humiliated him. Ideal for Adult Males that are in their 50s. ...

“Now that right there is the mail.” from the TV show “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Charlie works in the mail room of the building. Later in the episode, Mac goes ...

“Uh, what my associate is trying to say is that, uh..” from the movie, ” Tommyboy”. Tommy Boy and Richard are at a meeting with a potential buyer. Richard gives him ...

“There’s a box of Twinkies down at that Mini-Mart” from the film, “Zombieland”. A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the ...

“Allie, they’re not crazy” from the film, “The Notebook”. Noah tells Allie that her parents are right and they can’t be together anymore. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s. 1 ...

“A dead plaintiff is rarely worth as much as a living, severely maimed plaintiff.” from the movie “A Civil Action.” A lawyer talks about the chances of a case to ...

“Prune attack! Prune Attack!” from the film ” Hard Candy” A mature 14-year old girl meets a charming 32-year old photographer on the Internet. Suspecting that he is a pedophile, ...

“You know how those places creep me out” from the film “Silver Linings Playbook” After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents ...

“Mrs. Christian… please, will you sit down a moment?” from the film  ” Eight Millimeter” A private investigator is hired to discover if a “snuff film” is authentic or not. Ideal for ...

“Do I look like I’d do well in prison?” from the film “Gone Girl” Tommy tells Nick about his time with Amy and when she accused him of rape. Ideal for ...

“All this time you’ve been deceiving me.” from the film “Captain Fantastic” Ben is mad that his son, Bodevan, has gone behind his back and applied for college. Ideal for Adult ...