“You were nothing before you met me” From the Film “Heathers.” Heather tells her frenemy Veronica that she needs to watch herself. Comedic monologue for teen female. <1 min.
Written by: Daniel Waters
HEATHER CHANDLER – You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington Party! What’s my thanks? It’s on the hallway carpet. I get paid in puke! (totally in control) Monday morning, you’re history. I’ll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg’s going to let you play their reindeer games.
