ELF JR. – Buddy sings for all to hear. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min.
BUDDY THE ELF: I just like smiling. Smiling is my favorite! Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas Carol, don’t you know the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear?! It’s fun! (singing) I’m Singing! I’m in a store and a I’m Singing!
ELF JR. – Santa explains Buddy’s story. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min.
SANTA: Once upon a time there was this young woman, Susan Welles, she had a baby, but she passed away soon after he was born. That baby was put in an orphanage, and one Christmas night he crawled into my toy sack, and I brought him back here by mistake. The elves took him in, raised him as one of their own.
Buddy, it’s you! It’s your story!
You have a human father, but he never knew that you were born. He lives in a faraway land called New York City.
RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN’S CINDERELLA – Cinderella dreams about the ball. Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min.
CINDERELLA – Every girl is dreaming and wishing she were at the ball tonight. I can’t be there because of my Stepmother… Well, somebody has to mind the house. What can I do? Leave my Stepfamily? I don’t think if Father were alive he would like that very much. Why don’t you believe in wishes and dreams – that once in a while something marvelous and magical can happen? I AM wishing – in the name of every young girl who ever wanted to go to a dance and was told she couldn’t. I am wishing that by some magic or “fol-derol and fiddledy dee” that I could go to the ball tonight.
ANNIE JR – Warbucks talks about his past. Dramatic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min.
WARBUCKS: I was born into a very poor family and both of my parents died before I was ten. So, I made a promise to myself – someday, one way or another, I was going to be rich. Very rich. But, I’ve lately realized if you have no one to share your life with, then you might as well be broke.
A YEAR WITH FROG AND TOAD – Toad talks about his clock. Dramatic Monologue for Kids. >1 Min.
TOAD: What time is it? My clock is broken. (listens for reply of 10:00) Ten o’clock is my sad time of day because ten o’clock is when the mail should come. I have never ever gotten a letter. Never ever.
“As you know, l’m quite keen on comic books.” from the film “Kill Bill: Vol. 2.” Bill’s Superman Speech. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 36-50. 1-2 Mins.
Written By: Quentin Tarantino
BILL:
“As you know, l’m quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book, not particularly well-drawn, but the mythology. The mythology is not only great, it’s unique…Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there’s the superhero and there’s the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he’s Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn’t become Superman. Superman was born Superman.
When Superman wakes up in the morning, he’s Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red “S”, that’s the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that’s the costume. That’s the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He’s weak, he’s unsure of himself, he’s a coward. Clark Kent is Superman’s critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton…You would’ve worn the costume of Arlene Plympton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you’d still be Beatrix Kiddo…I’m calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin’ to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That’s you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee. That’s you tryin’ to blend in with the hive. But you’re not a worker bee. You’re a renegade killer bee. And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that…”
BYE BYE BIRDIE – Mr. MacAfee’s democracy is over. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min.
MR. MACAFEE: I have tried to run this house on a democratic basis. I have extended the privilege of self-determination to both the woman I married, and the children I have sired… the vote has been denied no one for reason of age, sex, or political affiliations. There has been no taxation without representation, and open covenants have been openly arrived at! Last night I gave up my room to a guest who repeatedly referred to me as ‘Fats,’…. Telephone calls were made on my phone to New York, Chicago, Fairbanks Alaska and Hong Kong! Outside my window three harpies shrieked We Love You Conrad four thousand seven hundred and twenty three times… and now, I’ve lost two fried eggs… Gentleman, the democracy is over!
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR – Belle returns a book. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. 1 Min.
BELLE: (To the Bookseller) Good Morning! I’ve come to return the book I borrowed. I couldn’t put it down. I wondered if you have got anything new? If not, I will just borrow one I have already read. It’s my favorite. Far-off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise…Mine? You are giving it to me? Well, thank you! Thank you very much!
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR – Gaston once again tries to impress Belle. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min.
GASTON: (To Belle, Handing her flowers) For you…Mademoiselle. I know I shouldn’t have, so don’t mention it. Belle, this is the day your dreams come true! Picture this. A rustic hunting lodge. My little wife massaging my feet while the strapping boys play on the floor with the dogs. We’ll have six or seven. Boys, not dogs. So Belle, what’ll it be? (Belle leaves.) That Belle, always playing hard to get. She turned me down for now, but I’ll have Belle for my wife. Make no mistake about that!
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR. – Candle Lumiere makes Belle feel welcome. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min.
LUMIERE (CANDLE): (Kissing Belle’s hand) Enchante’ Mademoiselle. Remember, Cogsworth, she is not a prisoner. She’s our guest! We must make her feel welcome here! Oh, and what is a dinner without a little music? Ma Chere mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the Dining Room proudly presents…your dinner?
“Our new brake pads are really cool.” from the film “Tommy Boy.” Tommy Boy’ tries to sell brake pads to an executive with a crazy speech. Ideal for Young Adult Males in ranging 20-35. 1-2 Mins.
Written By: Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner
TOMMY BOY:
“Uh, what my associate is trying say is that, uh… Our new brake pads are really cool. You’re not even gonna believe it. Like, uhmm, let’s say you’re driving along the road with your family. (He picks up a model car from the desk) And you’re drivin’ along, la-de-da, woo woooo. Then, all of a sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEHHHHHH! Whoa, that was close…. Ha-ha. Now let’s see what happens when you’re drivin’ with the “other guy’s” brake pads. You’re drivin’ along, you’re drivin’ along, and then all of a sudden, the kids are yellin’ from the back seat: “I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!” “Not now, damn it!” Truck tire. EEEHHHHH! “I CAN’T STOP!” (He slams the model car into a lighter) HELP! There’s a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family’s screamin': (He sets the model car on fire) “Oh my God, we’re burnin’ alive!” “No! I can’t feel my legs!” Here comes the meat wagon. (He imitates siren sound) And the medic gets out and says: “Oh, my God!”. New guy’s in the corner puking his guts out. (He imitates puking sound) All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. Ha, ha. And to me, it doesn’t…”
“Say, fella, you neglected me and I feel very put out.” from the film “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.” Drunk Mr. Morrow is impressed by Mr. Deeds. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 36 – 50. 1-2 Mins.
Written By: Robert Riskin
MR. MORROW:
“Say, fella, you neglected me and I feel very put out. Look, sock it right there, will ya? Sock it hard. Oh, listed, the difference between them and me is, I know when I’ve been a skunk. You take me to the nearest newsstand and I’ll eat a pack of your postcards raw. Raw! Oh, what a magnificent deflation of smugness! Pal, you’ve added ten years to my life. A poet with a straight left and a right hook? Delicious. Delicious. You’re my guest from now on, forever and a day, even unto eternity…You want to go sightseeing? Fine. Fine. Swell. You’ve just shown me a sight lovely to behold, and I’d like to reciprocate. Listen, you hop aboard my magic carpet—(loses balance) and I’ll show you sights that you’ve never seen before….Wanna see Grant’s tomb and the Statue of Liberty? Well, you’ll not only see those, but before the evening’s half through you’ll be leaning against the Leaning Tower of Pisa…you’ll mount Mount Everest. I’ll show you the pyramids and all the little pyramidees leaping from sphinx to sphinx. Pal, how would you like to go on a real old-fashioned binge? Yeah, I mean the real McCoy. Listen, you play saloon with me…and I’ll introduce you to every wit, nitwit and half-wit in New York. We’ll go on a twister that’ll make Omar the soused philosopher of Persia…look like an anemic on a goat’s milk diet. Listen, I’ll take you on a bender that will live in your memory as a thing of beauty and joy forever. Boy? Boy, my headpiece. Oh, Tempora! O Mores! O Bacchus! Oh I’m drunk….(he leaves)
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MARY POPPINS JR. – Mary Poppins shows up at the Banks’ door. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min.
MARY POPPINS: Mary Poppins: Good morning. I’ve come in answer to the advertisement. George and Winefred Banks live here, do they not? And you are looking for a nanny? Very well, then. Now let’s see. “Play games all sorts”. Which I most certainly can. “Take us on outings give us treats, “rosy cheeks and fairly pretty”. There’s no objection on that score, I hope. (waits for a response) I’m glad to hear it. You’d like to see my references? Well, I make it a point never to bring references. A very old-fashioned idea to my mind. The best people never require them, now. The best people also give every second Wednesday off from six ‘til late and that is what I will take. I believe a trial period might be wise. I’ll give you one week. I should know by then! I’ll see the children now.
“I like warm hugs” from the musical “Frozen Jr.” Olaf meets Sven. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min.
OLAF: Okay. Let’s start this thing over. Hi everyone, I’m Olaf, and I like warm hugs. And who’s the funky-looking donkey? Ah-huh. And who’s the reindeer? Oh good. They’re both Sven. Makes it easier for me. And you’re Anna.
“Let’s see who their parents are” from the film “Descendants.” Belle looks for the parents of new students at her school. Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. >1 Min.
Written by: Josann McGibbon and Sara Parriott
BELLE: Let’s see who their parents are: Cruella de Vil, Jafar, Queen Grimilde, and Maleficent?! The Children of our sworn enemies?! No. I draw the line. Maleficent is the worst villain in the land. We tried this kind of leniency before and nearly destroyed us!
ANNIE JR. – Annie talks about her parents. Dramatic Monologue For Kid Female. >1 Min.
ANNIE: My Mom and Dad left this locket when they left me at the Orphanage. They’re coming back for me. I know I’m really lucky, being here with you for Christmas. But… the one thing I want in all the world… (Starting to cry) is to find my mother and father.
“Tink, where are you” from the play “Peter Pan.” Peter watches Wendy’s mom enter her room. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Male. 2 Min.
Written by: J.M. Barrie
PETER PAN: Tink, where are you? Quick, close the window. [It closes.] Bar it. [The bar slams down.] Now when Wendy comes she will think her mother has barred her out, and she will have to come back to me! [TINKER BELL sulks.] Now, Tink, you and I must go out by the door. [Doors, however, are confusing things to those who are used to windows, and he is puzzled when he finds this one does not open on the firmament. He tries the other, and sees the piano player.]
It is Wendy’s mother! [TINK pops on to his shoulder and they peep together.] She is a pretty lady, but not so pretty as my mother. [This is a pure guess.] She is making the box say ‘Come home, Wendy.’ You will never see Wendy again, lady, for the window is barred! [He flutters about the room joyously like a bird, but has to return to that door.] She has laid her head down on the box. There are two wet things sitting on her eyes. As soon as they go away another two come and sit on her eyes. [She is heard moaning ‘Wendy, Wendy, Wendy.’] She wants me to unbar the window. I won’t! She is awfully fond of Wendy. I am fond of her too. We can’t both have her, lady! [A funny feeling comes over him.] Come on, Tink; we don’t want any silly mothers.
“You must not fight” from the film “Aristocats.” The Duchess teaches the kittens how to act. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. >1 Min.
Written by: Larry Clemmons, Frank Thompson, Ralph Wright, et. al.
DUCHESS: Now kittens, you must not fight. Toulouse! Aristocats do not fight. Aristocats behave like ladies and gentlemen. Now it’s time for your music practice. It’s important to have a well rounded education. You never know when a knowledge of music might come in handy.