Adult Male Monologues

Monologues best suited for Adult Males.

“Like I just want to die…” from the play, “The Desire of Death.” Samuel is telling his friend through video chatting how much he wants to die. Ideal for adult males ...

“O Rage! O Despair!” from the play “The Cid”. In this monologue Don Diego despairs for the way Don Gomes humiliated him. Ideal for Adult Males that are in their 50s. ...

“Now that right there is the mail.” from the TV show “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Charlie works in the mail room of the building. Later in the episode, Mac goes ...

“Uh, what my associate is trying to say is that, uh..” from the movie, ” Tommyboy”. Tommy Boy and Richard are at a meeting with a potential buyer. Richard gives him ...

“There’s a box of Twinkies down at that Mini-Mart” from the film, “Zombieland”. A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the ...

“Allie, they’re not crazy” from the film, “The Notebook”. Noah tells Allie that her parents are right and they can’t be together anymore. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s. 1 ...

“A dead plaintiff is rarely worth as much as a living, severely maimed plaintiff.” from the movie “A Civil Action.” A lawyer talks about the chances of a case to ...

“Prune attack! Prune Attack!” from the film ” Hard Candy” A mature 14-year old girl meets a charming 32-year old photographer on the Internet. Suspecting that he is a pedophile, ...

“You know how those places creep me out” from the film “Silver Linings Playbook” After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents ...

“Mrs. Christian… please, will you sit down a moment?” from the film  ” Eight Millimeter” A private investigator is hired to discover if a “snuff film” is authentic or not. Ideal for ...

“Do I look like I’d do well in prison?” from the film “Gone Girl” Tommy tells Nick about his time with Amy and when she accused him of rape. Ideal for ...

“All this time you’ve been deceiving me.” from the film “Captain Fantastic” Ben is mad that his son, Bodevan, has gone behind his back and applied for college. Ideal for Adult ...

“I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer.” from the film “Wet Hot American Summer” Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, it ...

“WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS?” from the film “12 Monkeys” Jeffrey tried to explain to the other patients what he’s gone through. Ideal for Young Adult Males in their late ...

SNAKEBIT – Jonathan reassures Michael that everything will be okay. 1-2 min. JONATHAN: I can’t believe you never told me you slept with my wife three months before I was married. ...

SOUND OF MUSIC – Captain Von Trapp meets Maria. Dramatic Monologue for Adult Male. 1 Min. CAPTAIN VON TRAPP: (to Maria, first meeting) I’m Captain von Trapp. You are Fraulein ...

“Looks like some kind of conspiracy to me!” from the film “About Schmidt” Warren Schmidt has arrived at several of life’s crossroads all at the same time. To begin with, he ...

“The bullet hasn’t moved.” from the film “Regarding Henry.”  When calculating attorney Henry Turner receives a bullet in the head during a robbery, he loses all memory and identity. When ...

“Four days ago…” from the film “Elizabethtown”  During an outrageous memorial for a Southern patriarch, an unexpected romance blooms between a young woman and man. Ideal for Young Adult Males ...

“I don’t think I can do this.” from the film “Up In the Air.” With a job traveling around the country firing people, Ryan Bingham enjoys his life living out of ...